2020 Mercedes-Benz EQC: Hey Elon, Look What We Can Do
The 2020 Mercedes-Benz EQC is billed as progressive and dynamic, but is it really"
The EQC is the first in the “EQ” product line. Mercedes-Benz says it represents a new era of mobility.
Is this really an innovative, groundbreaking electric vehicle or just automotive rhetoric"
With a great deal of fanfare, the Mercedes-Benz EQC was announced, Merc’s first (real) foray into the electric vehicle market. It is presented with an appropriate level of old German arrogance, as if to say, “Ja, ja, Elon, now look at vat ve can do.”
Funny thing is, Mercedes-Benz can probably do what they say they can.
Novel Approach
You know, here’s an interesting thing: I’m a very slow reader. This is not an advantage for a writer, but there you have it. I’m also bad at spelling, which is why I love Carl Anthony so much (he’s good at it and doesn’t mock me). Now, normally, being a slow reader (with exceedingly high comprehension) is not much of a problem for me. Your average press release from anybody, from a game company up to and including NASA, is around 2,000 words. Easy-peasy.
But the press stuff from Mercedes on this new EQC thing tips the scales at over 14-thousand words. That’s about the length of a friggin’ novella, for Guttenberg’s sake! I tried, really I did. I had a go at reading this thing from start to finish three times before my eyes glazed over. Eventually, there were flashbacks to when I was ...
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