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Every once in awhile, you might see an old sign at an antique shop or on the wall of a restaurant. Although cool for nostalgia purposes, they don’t cause you to scratch your head and wonder. Most road signs on our daily commute don’t either.
I recently sat next to a gentleman on an airplane who boasted about his “No Dumping” sign. He had a raspy voice from too many cigarettes, the product of a “constant party life,” he said. The sign, above the couch in his apartment, was something the “chicks dug” and if not for that, he insists he would have pitched it long ago.

Seeing how I am not a master with the fairer sex, I took his word but did, when he got up to use the restroom, ask the woman seated next to us what she thought of the sign. “Maybe they have one of those signs in the bathroom so he will feel at home,” she said, rolling her eyes and thumbing though a magazine. “Then again, if he ate any of the airport’s fast food, he could be in trouble.”
Despite the ambiguous nature of the sign, if you have private property, this might be ideal for you. Unwanted refuse on your property can be a burden, especially if you are trying to lawfully abide by any regulations. For everybody else, including the nice lady on the plane, there is the ever so prevalent potty humor.

I feel like these signs were hung by the well intentioned person who inadverten...