What if you knew you only really needed two things in life, but until now, you simply didn?t understand what they were" Feel lost no longer, friend! C/D, as always, is here to help. Before we go on, we must ask you to stop reading and sell everything that you own. Right, now that you?re purged of the crippling detritus of everyday life, it?s time to get yourself to Galax, Virginia, with $4000 in hand, where you?ll purchase this 1977 Cadillac Eldorado converted for camper duty. For some reason, the seller attempted to abbreviate Eldorado as ?El Dordo.? On the face of it, this makes no sense. The extraneous space, the capital D, and the period signifying abbreviation require more keystrokes than the deleted ?a.? On the other hand, look at it. It is El Dordo?it can?t possibly be anything else?and it must be yours. To accompany El Dordo, you require only, and nothing less than, a made-to-your-specification acoustic guitar constructed by C.F. Martin & Co. of Nazareth, Pennsylvania. Just imagine yourself a modern-day Zach Bowman, loaded with considerably more panache and considerably less Cummins. But as the owner of a Cad 425 V-8 (a full 500 cubic inches is just a junkyard away!), who needs a diesel six" Envision the picturesque meander as you wallow your way up the Blue Ridge Parkway and then on toward Pennsylvania?s Lehigh Valley. Thanks to El Dordo?s sleeping compartment, there?s no need to pull in anywhere feelin? half past dead. Big Purple always beats Big P...