I?m not one to give advice, but here?s some that I came by the hard way: Don?t try to race a NASCAR driver on his own private dirt track. Especially don?t do that in a turbocharged Polaris RZR, which is explosively powerful but has the center of gravity of James Comey wearing a lead top hat. Because what might happen is, you charge into Turn 2 a little hot, you fail to apply enough throttle to break the rear end loose, and those knobby tires dig into the clay and send you into a half-ass Joie Chitwood Thrill Show before you tumble 90 degrees off-kilter and hang there in your harness like a skydiver dangling in ornamental shrubbery. There?s a moment when everyone checks that you?re okay, and then the laughter commences. It?s loudest from Joey Logano, owner of this particular North Carolina off-road playground. ?I?m sorry,? he says. ?I?ve just wrecked so many times that it?s hilarious when someone else does it.? READ MORE ??
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